I’m talkin about a certain fashion and beauty website that millions of people follow. When I read that this certain site was doing a “month of beauty” with a new beauty idea every single day, I got a little exited.
The month is almost over and I have to say I am a little disappointed. Actually, really disappointed and pretty surprised. So many women look to this certain site for inspiration and fashion advice, and whatever else which lead me to believe that an ENTIRE months’ worth of beauty ideas - HOLIDAY BEAUTY IDEAS, mind you - would have to be incredible. However, it is anything but.
WOMP WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP
Here are some of the looks I find particularly…. 0_0
#1
Like no one has EVER thought to use metallic eyeshadow for the Holidays before.
A metallic turban? Really? The turban trend is sooo over (thank god)
#2
Here’s a brilliant idea – scare the shit out of your boyfriend/date by wearing two different colors of lipstick. Don’t drink anything. Don’t eat anything. And breath out of your mouth all night so your lips never touch. People will definitely be talking about how weird you are.
#3
”A New Way to Wear Cat-Eye Liner” is actually just to wear eye-shadow with it? Green eyeshadow? ….oh okay.
#4
I love this makeup look. UNFORTUNATELY this day’s tip is to part your hair to the side AND FUCKING CURL IT.
AND I can’t even buy that lipstick because they fail to mention WHO FUCKING MAKES IT
#5
December 20th and 22nd’s brilliant beauty tips? Wear lipstick.
Okay, okay – they are suggesting specific shades, but you can at least pick out a couple of each for us. Aren’t these people getting paid to do this?
#6
YUP. I am going to wear confetti stars all over my face because I am either
A) Bailing on your holiday party to attend a RAVE
B) Rainbow Brite
C) 5 years old
Cooooome ON. Show me some actual tutorials instead of a tiny blurb with ONE photograph. Show me outfits and accessories. If you’re suggesting a certain shade of lipstick or eyeshadow – show me a few different variations. How lazy can you be? How do 111,310 people “like” this? HOW MUCH MONEY DID SOMEONE MAKE ON THIS PIECE OF SHIT? Step it up for cryin’ out loud.
111,310 likes
1 DISLIKE
xoxo
Jenny C
I literally bursted out laughing when I got to “scare the shit out of your boyfriend.” hilarious!
I am actually going to go home, put this lipstick on, and wait for my boyfriend to walk in and report back on his reaction.
Lol loveee it. Also, as you mentioned, remember you cannot eat/drink/breathe during this experiment.
I totally agree: They fucking get paid… FOR THIS? It’s official: A blog’s popularity does not equal the quality of its content. :/
AMEN! xo
Preach it, girl! Somebody had to say it- and you hit it right on its disenchanting head.