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I’m in a terrible mood, so this should be hilarious.

February’s In Style magazine features Drew Barrymore on the cover:

First of all, does anyone else think she sort of looks like shit? She looks tired as hell here, and I really wish she had bothered to dye her hair. More importantly – get this fucking ombre hair trend out of my face, already. When people do this to their hair (and actually pay lots of money to have it done) this is what runs through my mind; it looks like they hit an all time low in their life… they are the butt of a country song’s joke. Their own dog won’t talk to them anymore. Everything has gone to shit.  They barely have enough money to pick up Cup a’ Soup for dinner let alone a box of hair dye

(on a completely off-topic note: the next time you step out into public just pay attention to all the women who dye their hair blond. It is SCARY.)

moving on with everything that is horrible about this cover:

 

What. is.  this? Is this a MACARONI BRACELET?

This piece of shit bracelet is Dolce and Gabbana. 0_0 seriously. Who is in charge of creating this piece of bullshit? PASTA JEWELRY? You’re going to take something 2 year olds are forced to do at school and charge $$$$bank$$$$$ for it? I don’t get it, is this supposed to be ironic? Art? I feel sorry for a woman who has so much disposable income she spends it on a fucking PASTA BRACELET. Whoever made this should be fired, but I’m sure they’re being praised as a genius as we speak, for “being ahead of the curve” and “avant garde” You know what, if some poor woman made this and tried to sell it on Etsy, she’d be a joke most likely to appear on Regretsy.  Here’s more:

I can’t.

 Onto the rest of this glorious publication:

^Here is the D&G I know and love

^I hate this outfit. Her hair somehow looks even worse here.

^These look like some earrings I made a year or so ago – except mine were black and gray ombre and had some chains. I’m sure these are around $1000 mine were like, $10.

What’s up with the jewelry that looks like someone’s first craft project lately? Someone wrapped a bungee cord with some thread and attached what looks literally like nuts & bolts, and some beads to it. Solange Knowles? Who gives a shit. I am tired of celebrities getting all sorts of real-person/creative jobs when they have no place in them (one word: kardashian) These dumb asses should be spending their billions on independent designers/lesser known people who pour all of their blood, sweat, money, and tears into their work instead of having an ignorant mentality of “I like to buy clothes, therefore I should design them”. Get the fuck out of here.

^What’s going on with Ke$ha here? It’s such a shame to see a pretty girl do this to herself

^Givenchy was made for Florence Welch

^Gwen Forever! I think my very first post here was about L.A.M.B.

How Amanda Seyfried really looks in that outfit:

^ While I really appreciate the different ideas of how to take a piece of your wardrobe across the seasons, something irks me about them sometimes. Mainly the fact that in a lot of the country it’s just too cold to wear high-healed gold strappy sandals in the winter.

Essie is KILLING IT lately. I can’t wait to get my hands on “go overboard” and I am super obsessed with their advertising format lately. It’s damn good. I even wrote a segment of a final paper analysing them. A+ work

Wallpaper.

Reminds me of some fabric I found:

from sitara fabric and trims on etsy

And then there’s the best/weirdest part of this whole magazine; Drew’s spread:

Okay I see, she’s the “Queen of Cool” so naturally she’s in a skate park. What is she wearing? Drew is a punk rock kind of girl. She can be scrappy, and she can definitely hang. While we know and can appreciate that she can clean up nice, how does dressing her all lady-like and prim perpetuate the theme of this spread? It’s like,  ”Oh, I think I’ll just step out of my cubicle for a bit and head on down to the skate park. Get my grind on, drop in and you know-olly all over that shit.”

HAHAHAHA OH HELLLLOOOOO…

hahahahahahaha

whaaaaatttttttt ?????????

This image to me is wrong on multiple levels. I’m still wondering about the appropriateness of this look but more importantly, what is going on here? I guess this wouldn’t be so awkward looking if she weren’t doing that with her finger. Is she tracing the skate ramp like a flirtatious old lady? Is she flirting with this teenager?

Drew: “Brad, you’re so silly. You’re not going to tell anyone about that stuff I just tried to do with you…(whispering voice) it’s our little secret.”

Brad: (nervous laughter)

Actually this is the best part of the magazine:

A HEART SHAPED PIZZA?! Now that’s romance.

Let’s do this again next month

xoxo

Jenny C